asscar

a word for people to use in place of nascar
beucase the world of car that drive around in circles and waste our gas should not continue

hey look asscar is on abc today

by shermeco November 4, 2008

asicalao

puerto rican slang for flawless, clean immaculate,

yo ese toyota esta asicalao.

yo that toyotas flawless

by 12aDnBOOSTe May 27, 2008

Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

by Victor February 24, 2005

assaconda

way to describe large male genitalia that gets a lot of action. it refers to the amount of ass a guy gets along with the size of his penis.

Joe: Yo, I can't believe that Jimmy got with her. Shes so picky ive tried to get with her since freshman year.

Jackie: Well, I've heard he has an assaconda.

Joe: A what?!

Jackie: Haha an assaconda. Its when his dick is big, like an anaconda, which helps him get alot of ass.

Joe: Oh, ha makes sense.

by uhhhhhamanduhh<3 February 19, 2010

Assachusetts

1. Formerly the 6TH state admitted to the Union of the United States of America (see Massachusetts) until announcing eligibility of homosexual couples to marry in the state, as if the rest of the Union cares.

2. Ted Kennedy's personal playground (see booty plunder alcohol forgetfullness hypocrisy).

3. Home of AA, the state's new abbreviation, as well as the acronym for the infamous counseling group for overconsuption of adult beverages.

I was originally born in Leominster, Assachusetts.

by jovet November 26, 2003

Asscarrot

A synonym for the world dildo

However an insultive word which can be used to describe a person

person 1 : "im cool"
person 2: "You're an asscarrot"

by DethNfire May 9, 2004

assachingness

The quality of being a pain in the ass- literally.

Behold, such seats of assachingness as we find in this humble venue.

by jimbosaurus May 27, 2009