by grohlwithit July 16, 2013
Get the akaneh mug.A South Korean labour contractor in North Korea. Defends its' operations by claiming that conditions for Hyundai-Asan contracted workers is better than for other people in North Korea. Pays the North Korean government for North Korean labour instead of the actual workers (much like Krupps and German companies paid the Nazi authorities for Jewish labour during World War Two).
North Korean: Before Hyundai Asan came to North Korea, I never had enough tree-bark to eat!
Me: Dude, you eat tree-bark? That sucks balls. Kim Jong-il is a dickhead.
Me: Dude, you eat tree-bark? That sucks balls. Kim Jong-il is a dickhead.
by dudeinwales October 24, 2006
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Most people above the ages of 6 or 7 years old, basically.
Most people above the ages of 6 or 7 years old, basically.
Most people are by default asantas, although I've met a few who believed well into their high school years!
by Submitters of Words April 18, 2011
Get the Asanta mug.The Name of the *best* ship: Asashi, a soft giant, and Nishinoya, a hella short boi, from the Series "Haikyuu!".
by Am smol January 12, 2020
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When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.
When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.
(Man 2 drops ball)
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!
by Conny1234 February 9, 2009
Get the Asante Samuel mug.An Akanee (Uh-kaw-nay) generally comes in a dwarf size. Kind of like a life-sized barbie except with a twist due to the brown comlexion. Although Akanee's are stereotyped as terroists, they're actually quite peaceful until you get on their bad side and then they'll fuckin' nuke the shit out of you with their shizam calculus skills which they are very modest about. Akanee's can be lured by roast beef, mashed potatoes, qoo, cherries, coke, good music and matzo balls. Akanee's love to be around Tigi's and Andrea's.
Akanee is filled with up-lifting sayings like this: "Life is a bitch so you gotta keep it positive."
by Holly Valano December 15, 2008
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Girls should be happy to even get acknowledged by this wonderful guy.
All of the girls in school want him but are afraid to say it.
He is also very funny.
A wonderful guy overall.
Girls should be happy to even get acknowledged by this wonderful guy.
All of the girls in school want him but are afraid to say it.
He is also very funny.
A wonderful guy overall.
by 47warrior December 8, 2013
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