penile arrest

when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.

by 7steezy7steve7 January 3, 2024

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House Arrest

The kind your mum slaps on you when you're still living at home and flop a uni exam. Includes revoked social privileges, guilt-tripping, and being treated like you're 9 again.

Mate: "Get keen for tonight"
Me: "Can't. Mum’s put me on house arrest again cause i failed that anat exam."
Mate: "Tiger Mum"

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025

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False arrest is a common law tort, where a plaintiff alleges they were held in custody without probable cause, or without an order issued by a court of competent jurisdiction. Although it is possible to sue law enforcement officials for false arrest, the usual defendants in such cases are private security firms.

False arrest 🤔

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

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Citizen kane's arrest

An arrest made by a guy like John Kane or David C. Diane, if the guy isn't in uniform or in the police department already.

John Kane just tried to tackle that dude, and wound up looking to some other concerned citizens to join in and help him on making a Citizen kane's arrest when he wasn't able to find a way to take the guy down solo.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2019

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Arrested

That's not going to make the parents feel any better about it and if the threat of child murder isn't enough of a deferent isn't enough to stop you from doing something I think is wrong why do you think that the threat of being arrested is enough of a deferent to stop me from doing something you think is wrong?

Hym "I assumed I'd be arrested for THIS! That's the funny part. You're using the thing I already thought was going to happen as a deterent to prevent a worse thing! You're a moron. And you need to be saved from yourselves and that is exactly why I am here."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

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