Armenian Highway

The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.

When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”

by Phillybiop February 21, 2025

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Armenian Handjob

To give someone a handjob while on a tire-swing

"My girlfriend gave me an Armenian Handjob in her backyard last night"

by dopeshow69420 May 5, 2025

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Your typical online italki teacher from Russia who claims to have given 104 LESSONS in ARMENIAN. With half of those lessons having a review from a guy called Garik (name can't get more Armenian than that) who is programmed to spam Спасибо большое Марина! After an algorithm of approx. 4~7 days.

Astghik: I gave Garik an Armenian lesson the other day.
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7

by hayeren January 7, 2018

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Armenian Pleasure popsicles

When you ejaculate onto some popsicles, put the popsicles in the freezer, and then insert said popsicles into a person's anus and then pull out the popsicles and lick them.

I stayed home last night and made some Armenian Pleasure popsicles.

by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021

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oversized armenian dumpster rat

a term similar to faggot but much more friendly

I tried to go to the movies but my oversized armenian dumpster rat of a mom wouldn't let me

by Poopoofartheadthefourth October 16, 2022

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Ten Tiny Armenian Friends

Hairy toes being exposed in flip flops at an inappropriate time.

"OMG is that Pete over there? He's so talented, we should say hi!"

" Yeah Pete's cool, I just can't hang when his ten tiny Armenian friends start exposing themselves in public."

by Knowmatik August 9, 2019

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