Your typical online italki teacher from Russia who claims to have given 104 LESSONS in ARMENIAN. With half of those lessons having a review from a guy called Garik (name can't get more Armenian than that) who is programmed to spam Спасибо большое Марина! After an algorithm of approx. 4~7 days.
Astghik: I gave Garik an Armenian lesson the other day.
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7
by hayeren January 07, 2018
"OMG is that Pete over there? He's so talented, we should say hi!"
" Yeah Pete's cool, I just can't hang when his ten tiny Armenian friends start exposing themselves in public."
" Yeah Pete's cool, I just can't hang when his ten tiny Armenian friends start exposing themselves in public."
by Knowmatik August 09, 2019
by Poopoofartheadthefourth October 16, 2022
ani: you see those people they don’t even know the hayr mer
nareg: i know their prolly kebob Armenians
nareg: i know their prolly kebob Armenians
by Becca?!? KeViN?!?!? March 17, 2021
+ I school will go probably yesterday
- Dude what was that Armenian sentence?
+ Sorry mate I'm too drunk
- Dude what was that Armenian sentence?
+ Sorry mate I'm too drunk
by Atmoran Knight September 05, 2021
the most extravagant and expensive wedding on the planet. it’s filled with traditions such as the groom must “take” the bride from the house and some shoe gets stolen in the process. it’s a big deal. the wedding must have a minimum of 350 people and if it’s not at Metropol banquet hall, then ur doing it wrong. it’s filled with a bunch of drunk and angry armenians and gorgeous and glammed up ladies. usually lasts until 4am (at least that’s when they bring the eggs with tomatoes)
“Where were you last night u were out until the morning?!”
“i was at an armenian wedding! it was epic”
“i was at an armenian wedding! it was epic”
by sm102938 July 24, 2018
The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.
When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”
by Phillybiop February 21, 2025