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Andrew (Andy)

The most amazing guy ever. He is so so so sweet and, well, perfect in every way. He makes me smile just by breathing. I couldn't ask for a more amazing friend.
by love you Babe April 7, 2010
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dirty andy

The act of shooting a bamboo shoot up a man's penishole while being manually stimulated by a water buffalo and an alpaca provides the lubrication via spit to the background music of Huey Lewis and the News.
I gave Tyson a dirty Andy last night and he ruined my curtains.
by Bigphish March 19, 2014
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Andy Wirus

Andy Wirus is the way indian scammers pronounce anti-virus.
Person 1: *Calls indian scammer without realizing*
Person 1: Hello, I went to this weird website and it said to call this number
Scammer: Yes, yes, yes, go to this website and install this andy wirus sostware
by ChrisIsFun November 17, 2019
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Handsome Andy

A "Handsome Andy" is a pressed ham with a twist. First, one presses his bare buttocks against the window of a moving car. Second, he flips the bird to another car. Third, he places "the bird" (i.e., his swear finger) into his anus, thereby achieving a "Handsome Andy."
Carl: That trucker is driving like a maniac. Should I give him a pressed ham?
Susan: Why don't you be a man for once, Carl, and give him a Handsome Andy?
by Ramon187 December 15, 2010
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hot andy

when a girl gives a guy a hand job...with hot sauce

opposite of a cool randy(see cool randy)
man,my cock smells like buffalo wings,that girl can give a mean hot andy
by deewtee January 31, 2010
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andy dick

A guy with absolutley no fans.
Upon searching a UD definition for "andy dick" I did not find any. Lol
by ParanoidAndroid71 October 8, 2006
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fuck yeah andy day

June 7, 2009

fobr holiday that started by little girls posting a video for tiffany blews on the boards, thus resulting in pedo screencaps and blew up into a giant pedofest. included was andy's twitter friend, justtosaveyou, famous for her lack of pants. "not andy" came on the boards before being liberated, but in time for andy to acknowledge the "FUCK FOBR, THE INTERNET ISN'T REAL - a" thread in honor of him.
@fuckcity btw there's a NICE thread dedicated to you called FUCK FOBR, THE

INTERNET ISN'T REAL-a, haha so don't worry, we don't shittalk 12 minutes ago

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@AccioDalia yay! thank you guys!-a 10 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to

AccioDalia

fuck yeah andy day~
by therealREALjason June 8, 2009
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