American

some fat kid that always eats when i talk to him, when i play with him he shouts and screams and blames his shit on other people, god dam, i hate americans.

American: HEY BRO11!!111!1 WANT TO PALY PORTFTINE?!?!?!

Me: No, This game is trash.

American: DUDE PLEASE WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED? OMG MAN OMG *eats*

by yehojo May 1, 2021

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An American is a extremely obese man.

Hey look! Its an American!

by Fat Obama June 20, 2022

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A person who is very obviously dumb while showing their ethnicity/beliefs as the best in the world.

They usually speak nonsence about vaccines,covid and or generally being an asshole to low-wage workers

Jenny: Vaccines cause autism and i wont vaccinate my kids because its my right! stop speaking to me in whatever language you are speaking to me! you need to be more educated.

John to Becky: Yup,she is an American alright.

by That Greek Dumbass August 29, 2022

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Someone from America who knows nothing and calls football soccer and thinks the whole of ireland is under british rule and they are fat. When an American is a tiny bit irish they think they are full irish and make decisions for irish people instead of real irish people. They think they are cool and smart some are but there is only 3 levels of Americans the fat and dumb the ok and ok and the skinny and smart (mizzyfrog). They call the baseball World Cup the World Cup when only 16 countries play in it

"Hey bro who is that fat slob over there?"
"Oh don't worry it's only an American."
"Oh phew."

by Irish guy 1020 July 2, 2021

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An adjective used to describe someone who is afraid of the Metric system.

Person 1: I'm American
Person 2: What does "American" mean?
Person 3: It means he's afraid of the metric system.
Person 2: Meters and Kilometers!
Person 3: Stop it! You're scaring him!

by Very Knowledgeable Guy August 20, 2018

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