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They're like a Simpson show

The father's bald , fat and dumb looking And the last thing he will take care of is his brat son Bart.
guy1: What do you think of American's
guy2: They're like a Simpson's show.
by Bear-3 August 18, 2019
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some fat kid that always eats when i talk to him, when i play with him he shouts and screams and blames his shit on other people, god dam, i hate americans.
American: HEY BRO11!!111!1 WANT TO PALY PORTFTINE?!?!?!

Me: No, This game is trash.

American: DUDE PLEASE WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED? OMG MAN OMG *eats*
by yehojo May 1, 2021
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AMER'ICAN, adjective Pertaining to America.

AMER'ICAN, noun A native of America; The aboriginal people of the American continent, only the copper-colored races and black colored races, Also redboned and red races resembling black and copper-colored races. Not white races, so-called white people of and European, Caucasian race, nor there descendants.
The copper colored races of the American continent are the hiers of the whole American continent and surrounding Islands.
by Razil January 29, 2019
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Someone from America who knows nothing and calls football soccer and thinks the whole of ireland is under british rule and they are fat. When an American is a tiny bit irish they think they are full irish and make decisions for irish people instead of real irish people. They think they are cool and smart some are but there is only 3 levels of Americans the fat and dumb the ok and ok and the skinny and smart (mizzyfrog). They call the baseball World Cup the World Cup when only 16 countries play in it
"Hey bro who is that fat slob over there?"
"Oh don't worry it's only an American."
"Oh phew."
by Irish guy 1020 July 2, 2021
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An adjective used to describe someone who is afraid of the Metric system.
Person 1: I'm American
Person 2: What does "American" mean?
Person 3: It means he's afraid of the metric system.
Person 2: Meters and Kilometers!
Person 3: Stop it! You're scaring him!
by Very Knowledgeable Guy August 20, 2018
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Smart person: America is filled with dumbasses.
Intellectual: Yeah Americans are so dumb.
by You're dumb December 3, 2020
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Someone whose weight is higher than his IQ
-Look mum, a thin American!
-That isn’t possible!
by FoldTheBald December 1, 2020
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