alalalalalalalalalal

You are a peak boredom, your either trying to think of something for you essay/project or your just waiting for your teacher to check your work. if your this bored just doodle tbh.

Bored guy 1:"brooooooooim so bored"
bored guy 2 :"alalalalalalalalalal"
bored guy 1: "what are you doing?"
bored guy 2:" idk im just seeing it it exist"
bored guy 1: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH"

by EpicGigaChadOfSuS May 10, 2022

alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.

EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.

by Sirblondie June 16, 2009

alnaldo

a desperate man-whore; doesn't take rejection well; extremely annoying

Alnaldo was crying because i rejected him!

by vuhe1662543 November 28, 2009

alfalfa

marijuana

smoking some alfalfa

by foul1 March 3, 2010

alfalfag

An overly agressive vegan. They can be violent, and are often active.

A- Man, you wanna go to Carl's Burgers?
B- Nah bro, didn't you hear? Its being picketed by alfalfags. They'll probably slash our tires for eating meat.

A- *splashes paint on leather jacket* Cow killer!
B- God damned Alfalfag, you ruined my $600 jacket!
A- Well, you killed a cow!
B- I'm suing your ass.

by MeatMan7432795861 September 16, 2011

allal

Allal Jenkins is the biggest bomber in all Arabian countries. He loves to kill people and bomb counties who disrespect him and his friends (Jamal Jenkins and Hallal Jenkins). If anyone harms them they die instantly.

Allal Will Bomb You

by Marc-Lu-Chau March 20, 2018

Reverse Alfalfa

During intercourse a woman suggests reversing roles.

"Last night in the middle of sex my girlfriend started spanking me and wanted to put a dildo in my butt." I told her we're not going to 'Reverse Alfalfa' it.

by sntntentty January 7, 2010