A skeet from Torbay, Newfoundland who holds the Guiness World Record for "fastest time inserting a honda civic into ones own anus". He thinks he's awesome, but in actual fact looks like a rejected orphan who had a plastic bag hauled over his face and vacuum sealed.
Little Kid 1 - "Man I wanna get a Honda Civic. That way I can drive around Torbay and look like I get many offers to go out on dates with respectable ladies."
Little Kid 2 - "Good call. But, don't let Allan Hudson near it. He'll shove that shit up his anus."
Little Kid 2 - "Good call. But, don't let Allan Hudson near it. He'll shove that shit up his anus."
by AnnaNicoleSmith March 26, 2010
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Person 1: Allan is such a nice guy, I wanna spend time more time with him!
Person 2: yeah but he can be really rude.
Person 1: it’s just his sense of Humor, don’t take him too serious.
Person 2: yeah but he can be really rude.
Person 1: it’s just his sense of Humor, don’t take him too serious.
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