n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient's dignity by removing visitors from the room.
This is a funny time for emergency blood work. And what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?
Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.
Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.
by gnostic1 April 03, 2011
The Keeble Alert describes when an individual strikes a pose to attract the opposite sex or to impress the same sex. It may sometimes involve the raising of an eyebrow or hand to face movements. First practiced by Ed Keeble.
by Anonymous January 18, 2005
by NotTheLiquor December 14, 2010
by toilet struggler October 18, 2021
A verbal warning shouted at onlookers when an old person's story has begun to wander off. Similar to an Amber Alert, but different.
Grandpa: "Bears? You want to hear a story about bears? So I was driving out on route 6, just past the old red barn, which used to be green before they painted it yellow, which i knew because i used to pick raspberries in the field behind the barn, which used to be a corn field after it was a civil war battlefield, blah, blah, blah..."
Jason: "Silver Alert!! He's lost the point again. Quick, everyone look around and try to find it!!"
Grandpa: "and coming back to my original point, I choked a bear to death with my bare hands."
Jason: "Silver Alert!! He's lost the point again. Quick, everyone look around and try to find it!!"
Grandpa: "and coming back to my original point, I choked a bear to death with my bare hands."
by Walter Spiderman August 27, 2012
by danny and mason February 17, 2004
by LEARY / CARTER March 23, 2006