soiler alert

n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient's dignity by removing visitors from the room.
This is a funny time for emergency blood work. And what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?

Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.
by gnostic1 April 03, 2011
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Keeble Alert

The Keeble Alert describes when an individual strikes a pose to attract the opposite sex or to impress the same sex. It may sometimes involve the raising of an eyebrow or hand to face movements. First practiced by Ed Keeble.
by Anonymous January 18, 2005
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Perf Alert

An alert for when a perfect situation arises.
by NotTheLiquor December 14, 2010
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faggot alert

Used to tell everybody in the vicinity that a faggot/fag/fageteer/ has arrived
Hey guy-

FAGGOT ALERT GET OUT OF HEAR YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT
by toilet struggler October 18, 2021
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Silver Alert

A verbal warning shouted at onlookers when an old person's story has begun to wander off. Similar to an Amber Alert, but different.
Grandpa: "Bears? You want to hear a story about bears? So I was driving out on route 6, just past the old red barn, which used to be green before they painted it yellow, which i knew because i used to pick raspberries in the field behind the barn, which used to be a corn field after it was a civil war battlefield, blah, blah, blah..."

Jason: "Silver Alert!! He's lost the point again. Quick, everyone look around and try to find it!!"

Grandpa: "and coming back to my original point, I choked a bear to death with my bare hands."
by Walter Spiderman August 27, 2012
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brown alert

when someone has to take a major shit
oh god, look out brown alert comin through.
by danny and mason February 17, 2004
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anal alert

when your ass lets you know that your about to shit all over the place.
oh man, wheres the nearest toilet i just had an anal alert , i'm gonna shit myself any second!!
by LEARY / CARTER March 23, 2006
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