Usually of Russian decent, and is considered a god among many people. Also has a huge penis in which he uses to pleasure or punish someone.
Aleksandr has a huge dick!
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to smooth talk your way into a family's heart, for the sole purpose of stealing-ing away with their daughter, and doing less than charitable things to her
i really aleksas' that chic at the beach today, its gonna be weird when I go to the cubs game with her dad tomorrow.
by Mr. Sellers August 15, 2009
Get the aleksas mug.Aleisha is the girl that people know not to fuck with. She is a smart, beautiful, and talented person who always puts others first. Though, she may be a bitch sometimes. And as in sometimes, that means almost 24/7.
Person A: "Who's that?" *points to a girl in the school hallway*
Person B: "That's Aleisha."
Person A: "I'm gonna go say hi."
*person a starts to walk towards the girl*
Person B: "I wouldn't do that!"
~ One Minute Later~
Person B: "Told you!" *trying to hold back a laugh*
Person A: *rubs now red cheek*
Person B: "That's Aleisha."
Person A: "I'm gonna go say hi."
*person a starts to walk towards the girl*
Person B: "I wouldn't do that!"
~ One Minute Later~
Person B: "Told you!" *trying to hold back a laugh*
Person A: *rubs now red cheek*
by ryukomatoi929 November 19, 2019
Get the Aleisha mug.A Gaelic name meaning "The Master of Sex" given only to the most masculine of men. By law, a child may only be named Aleister if his penis exceeds 1/2 a foot at the time of birth. As a verb, "to Aleister" means "to fuck the shit out of" or "to effortlessly cause multiple orgasms in women. If a man named Aleister sleeps with a virgin, she instantly turns into a nymphomaniac whore. The name Aleister has been derived into the English word A-Lister.
"Aleister sure lived up to his name last night, he made me cum four times"
"That damn neighbour boy Aleister'd my daughter... she was a virgin, now she gets passed around like the town doobie.
"That damn neighbour boy Aleister'd my daughter... she was a virgin, now she gets passed around like the town doobie.
by mlap1019 August 12, 2012
Get the Aleister mug.The most horrible math practice website ever. It makes you want to punch the computer screen, then throw the computer at the wall, then bang your head on something (repeat 999,999,999,999,999 times), and then run outside screaming . The explanations aren't even good, and they confuse even the smartest people. ALEKS is torture. No one wants to spend hours on some website that makes math horrible. ALEKS will make you dumber. It keeps you up till midnight just because you didn't finish those last 2 minutes or 1 topic. The creators of ALEKS are either oblivious to the fact that kids despise it, or they just enjoy watching us being tortured. If your school ever makes you do ALEKS, run away. Run for your life and precious childhood.
Person 1: Our school it starting to make us do ALEKS
Person 2: NO. Don't do it. It's pure torture
Person 2: Crap.
1 week later, 12:42 am:
Person 1: "UGHUGHUGHUGHUGH STUPID ALEKS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JUST GO AWAY AND STOP TORTURING US!!!!!"
*Punches computer, throws it out the window, bangs their head on the refrigerator, runs outside and screams, waking up all the neighbors*
Person 2: *YAAAWNNNN*
"What the heck is that?!?!??!"
*looks outside, sees Person 1 going crazy and screaming about ALEKS*
"I warned you."
Person 2: NO. Don't do it. It's pure torture
Person 2: Crap.
1 week later, 12:42 am:
Person 1: "UGHUGHUGHUGHUGH STUPID ALEKS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JUST GO AWAY AND STOP TORTURING US!!!!!"
*Punches computer, throws it out the window, bangs their head on the refrigerator, runs outside and screams, waking up all the neighbors*
Person 2: *YAAAWNNNN*
"What the heck is that?!?!??!"
*looks outside, sees Person 1 going crazy and screaming about ALEKS*
"I warned you."
by rushingwaterfall June 4, 2018
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