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Alek

Someone who is either retarded, shit at video games, stupid as fuck, sucks at basketball, and wears fake jewelery.
Alek is such a bigtoasty retard
by Griff The Grub April 26, 2022
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Aleks

Aleks is a dumbass who can’t type back for his life. Short for the name aleksander he will be very rude to you. No matter what, he will try to make you feel bad or pOiNt something out about you that you already know. But, aleks can be sweet and he can make your day. But he will leave you on opened, read or seen.
Oml, aleks! You never answer me
Shut the hell up, Aleks
by Spicymeloon June 28, 2019
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Alek

a guy you find in a ally way that got kicked out of his parents house cause he's retarded and eats crumbs on the floor and pays crack whores money and turns them into prostitues
who's that hobo retard?
it's alek 😂
by sheldon 2014 November 21, 2021
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alek david fish

The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10
Alek David fish is the best man on earth.
by gulmworder August 28, 2022
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Aleks Salontai

Aleks Salontai is a national figure in the republic of former Yugoslavia. He gave the people the freedom of speech and he stopped the events of "Sexsund" after he destroyed the Moon and made another one. He is still alive today, possessing a form of a little boy.
Veljko Jerkov:"Aleks Salontai is my hero!"
Aleks Salontai: *drains your energy*
by alexsalontai November 18, 2022
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Alek C

He is a planet known as SOJ (Size of Jupiter) He also loves running out of the class and flipping garbage cans.
Alek C is SOJ
by peen_licker69_420 June 10, 2019
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Alex Vs. Aleks

Alex vs. Aleks is a philosophical question that asks if Alex has any correlation with the hit math website, ALEKS. This started during a game of jackbox rap battles in which dev said the verse “go home to alex and go do your aleks!”. this sparked an intense debate that ended with fire and fury, and has been a running gag in various media ever since. There has also been the possible explanation, called the “Lewis Paradox”, which theorizes that they are one and the same because they both have to do with math and are cared for deeply, which makes them essentially the same. This has attracted the attention of many Nihilist philosophers who believe that the question point out the meaningless and sameness of humanity as a whole. Due to the unsolved answer to the question, it is often asked if one could “explain it again” to recall certain details of the question. It is possible that we may never know the answer to Alex Vs. Aleks.
“Do you know the answer to Alex vs. Aleks”?

“Nah. could you explain it again?”
by RandomGuy1245 April 17, 2025
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