aisle blocking

A selfish disregard for other passengers on a tube train, metro, tram or cable car.
Blocking the aisle at passers-by.
An inability to allow marriage amongst same sexes.
Not everybody is allowed up the aisle.
Quite obvious this church is "aisle blocking."
by gingerprawn January 28, 2018
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Aisle Sweeper

A person so fat, typically found at a store like Walmart, whose butt and thighs are so wide, that the shelves are swept clean by the side to side motion of their walk down said aisle.
Tim, did you see that aisle sweeper knock those cans of soup off the shelf ?
by MeanSmart gu May 23, 2021
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Pulled an Aisle 4

When you are at the grocery store, specifically the pasta aisle, and you attempt to trust a fart, but you inadvertently dedicate down your leg, creating a puddle of liquid excrement that some underpaid janitor has to then deal with.
Dang it, I accidentally pulled an aisle 4 at Kroger today and now need new jeans.
by whywaco1993 May 01, 2024
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Cleanup on Aisle 2

The godawful mess after unprepared anal sex.
I thought anal was as simple as lube and consent, but the mess! Holy shit! Cleanup on Aisle 2!
by BadBadBadBadBadBadBoy January 06, 2021
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Roadman on aisle three

Typically a well educated person but still thick and shit and not thicc in the good way.

He/she will act like a road man 24/7 in private because they watched blue story once. But in public they still spend “spend daddy’s money
Why’s he acting like that in Tesco’s, Roadman on aisle three. Not lengers that, not lengers.
by Casadeshaggers December 17, 2021
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An innuendo for sex between two men.
Me and Tom met in the hardware aisle last night, if you know what I mean

What? Steven and I? We were just meeting in the hardware aisle
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You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.
Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 25, 2023
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