airborne effort

All ways exceeding the god damn standards of excellence while intoxicated enough to kill a hundred nazis.. you stay classy airborne... All the god damn way

They gave it the old airborne effort while dropping like bird shit out Of the iron ass of freedom on enemy, you stay classy airborne... All the god damn way

by Airborne May 4, 2014

airport shoes

Expensive sneakers that you purchased and only wear on special occasions when you want you or them to be noticed (i.e. Traveling, concerts, or movie red carpets)

Robert: I'm headed to Boston for work.
Matthew: Nice, you're wearing the light brown Yeezy Boost 750s there?
Robert: Yea, those are my airport shoes.

by djpr3mis June 21, 2017

Airport Shit

A particularly heinous specimen of feces most commonly observed in airports as a result of traveling - specifically, the result of a departure from region-based eating habits and patterns.

Damn, Doug. Next time you need to use the bathroom that badly, don't do it in my house. Walk over to the public library or something to drop an airport shit like that.

by guacablowme October 28, 2020

Airport parfait

When you put granola in a condom and then ejaculate into it, making a great creamy snack that you can take on the flight

Me and my homie got bricked up on the plane and made each other some airport parfait.

by Jackhagan8 January 13, 2022

private airport

a way to style female pubic hair, similar to a landing strip, but it does not extend up the venus mound. it surrounds the clitoris and covers the lips, and the rest is shaved cleanly. usually the remaining hair is trimmed short, but can be worn long.

guy 1: so, triangle, landing strip, brazilian, what?
guy 2: none, but she has a private airport, and man is that HOT!

by Claire Noir January 29, 2009

Creases on my airforces

If you have someone that annoys u and you have airforces you can use it

Instead of saying ‘Jeff annoys me’ you can use ‘ Jeff are the creases on my airforces’

by Emzsayings May 10, 2021

airborne

a really good rock band has many good songs such as (too much too young too fast)(stand up for rock and roll)(runnin wild)(speed) and much more

dude 1-airborne is great
dude 2-yep

by big Chad March 6, 2008