Default affairs

People you end meeting, on a Saturday night, after exhausting all possible, but unavailable, potential partners. Generally your relatives or shitty lays.

A: "Yo... what you doin´ Saturday night?"
B: "Surely bloody default affairs."

by rperazag July 4, 2010

affassles

The joining of the words Affectionate and Hassles. To give someone affassles is a playful ribbing.

"Don't worry Xav, I'm just giving you affassles!"

by Neka T October 27, 2008

lust affair

1. An affair based in a human's most primal urge.
2. The beginning of a sexual relationship.

Their relationship has just begun. They are in the phase known as LUST AFFAIR.

by DiamondD612003 November 14, 2013

violent affair

The need to or act of taking a violent painful dump

I'm sorry I can't make it to work today but I had to take a violent affair that tore me up

by Bitterman19 December 19, 2016

Syamil Affan

Busuk boy, not supportive toward his girlfriend. Eat a lot. GEMUK

Syamil Affan Gemuk

by putput01 November 21, 2021

affair

A word used by women of a certain age who are dried up sexually that means an event and not a sexual liaison.

"I'm having an affair."
"Oh, are you having it catered?"

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

game affair

Contrary to a love affair, involves no strings like sex, and is reserved for those male-female partners that enjoy a non-intimate, purely fun and outgoing association. Since this type of relationship can be found in simple friendships, the term "game affair" should be reserved for use in MMORPGs that include a version of marriage with no real physical or emotional attachment.

See WoW or NexusTK or whatever utilitarian MMORPG people consume themselves with these days.

No I don't want to cyber, this is a game affair baby!

by Limbo October 21, 2005