Levi Ackerman

the most sexy mf in the world i literally wanna suck his toes so bad 😫

you look so Levi Ackerman right now

by buttercup797 October 10, 2021

Levi Ackerman

Murders titans and scrubs the fuck out of floors

Did you see captain Levi Ackerman going absolutely ham on those titans? That’s right bitches. The duke is back.

by .Toast.<3 January 14, 2022

ackers

Ackers came from the famous incestuous event in Austria, many years ago. His father/uncle/brother thought he had "died", and said to have burned the body. However, what happened was he was dumped in a river, and using his webbed freakish feet, waded and swam to England. Fishermen caught him, and attempted to sell him, thinking he was a rare and new type of fish. Then they found out he was just retarded, and stuck him in a bun and tried feeding him to a fat woman, who shit him out 3 weeks later.

"Have you seen the new retarded kid in school?"
"Yeah, he looks like Ackers."
"lol."

by Kat with a C. May 6, 2008

Mikasa Ackerman

Synonym of simp.

Confesses her love to her brother and gets friendzoned lol
But still the best anime character of all time
I love her <3
She's hot.

Person 1: Is that Mikasa Ackerman?
Person 2: Oh, do you mean the simp that got rejected by her brother?
Misty: *Slaps Person 2*

by MistySprinkl3r September 12, 2021

Levi Ackerman

Leader of the scout regiment in Attack on titan. Hes supposed to be in his 30s even though hes like 5 feet tall. Might not wanna act up infront of him because hes a feisty little shit. Hes most peoples favorite character but in my opinion Armin Arlert is far superior because Armin is a cute little bean and Levi is just a grumpy asshole

Person one: "Whos that grumpy looking looking asshole over there?"

Person two: "Oh thats just Levi Ackerman

by Fat stank December 5, 2020

ackenzi

ugly dumb bitch

“wow Ackenzi! you look so fucking ugly today!”

by hehdhaban June 1, 2020

acked

1) (adj.) Being as high off of marijuana as the famed Rob Ackerman. 2) (v.) The past tense process of smoking. Synonym with smoked, bowl, weed, kush, etc; terms deriving from marijuana and marijuana paraphernalia.

1) "Bro you cannot possibly be acked." 2) "We acked a few bowls ma nigga." 3) "Yo man I'm tryna rock out, did you bring some ack?"

*note one cannot reach the level of Ackerman

by Jujuthegiant November 10, 2013