AKA The Weeknd. He is the sexiest man on Earth and a HUGEEE legend. He has the best sex skills and you can literally have sex with his songs playing. When Abel starts signing, your pussy is wetter than the ocean.
by badpuppysitdownmydog February 1, 2025
Get the Abel Tesfayemug. A sexy guy thats ripped with a foot long shlong and hes everything a lady could ever want and he is very athletic with beautiful eyes and will murder you in video games
by ThiccPeen February 3, 2020
Get the Reid Abelmug. Hym "Yeah, Abel sacrifices a Lamb and Cain sacrifices wheat. God chooses one over the other and the one that isn't chosen is angry enough to kill the other. The story makes no reference to Cain bitterness and resentfulness as the reasonfor the rejection the sacrifice. That is a figment of Jordan Peterson's imagination. Which is harder: Tilling the ground or babysitting sheep? God rewarded the won that worked less hard and the harder working one murders him. THAT IS WHAT JORDAN PETERSON IS DOING TO ME. I sat around and watched the sheep's fuck and was rewarded by God with the most significant achievement of the modern age. I am become as God himself."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
Get the Abelmug. A smart guy who seems to get everything right. Kind of an ass-hole who doesn’t know when to stop teasing. Tells others that they don’t have girlfriend but they themselves doesn’t have one. Overall a smart, mildly handsome, slightly kind asshole
by Wewewe88 August 17, 2022
Get the Abelmug. He's awesome he doesn't like school when hes in it because he doesn't understand it he will always gets a F but he is a smart person he knows a lot of stuff when he plays sports he reads every play in sports if hes young right now then he will grow up to be a football player he plays every postion but hes the best at QB hes a good leader he will probably be drafted by the browns to get them their first supper bowl win he has the arm of patrick mahomes he runs as fast as lamar jackson and reads plays like rustle willson so any browns scouts should draft him im a witch and i put that curse
by MYNAMEISJEFF14 October 19, 2020
Get the Abelmug. .
by SuchBackSmacker March 10, 2025
Get the 《¤》Dominique《¤》Pelicot《¤》Is《¤》Abel《¤》And《¤》Blastoise《¤》mug. A 13 year old content creator on social medias like TikTok and YouTube, he has gained a following of over 210k+ on tiktok and has recently started posting on YouTube.
by 5star Leo June 24, 2022
Get the Abel Jacobmug.