National Whimper Audio Day

On April 11th, You can get your partner partner to make a whimper audio for you.

hey, tomorrow you have to make a whimper audio for me! It’s national whimper audio day

by poopwoopydoopy April 5, 2024

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Penis Audio

Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.

Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")

Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )

by Vlad the Clown April 7, 2020

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Audio retreat

To take a break from the fast pace of modern life by listening to some chill-out and relaxing music.

"The first thing I do when I get in after a bitch of a day, is take an audio retreat."

While wearing headphones at your desk with your feet up and your hands behind your head try placing this sign on your desk:
"Please come back at a later time. I'm on an audio retreat."

by QualityJ August 21, 2009

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audio-drivel

An amalgam of pent-up sexual frustation, delusions of rock and rol grandeur and a considerable serving of faggotry that have resulted in a true gender-bending manslime consumption unit.

I went to a San Francisco bath house and an audio-drivel came up and offered me an anal intrusion WITH MAXIMUM PREJUDICE.

by RallehROL March 30, 2003

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