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ASAP-

Anglo-Saxon American Princess. An American female who thinks she's nature's crowning achievement and that the world revolves to make her happy. COMPLETELY unhumbled by historical and/or genealogical factors that might make a JAP slightly less arrogant. May include assimilated and reconstructed Irish and/or German Catholic descendents but not southern/eastern european in any event. References "as soon as possible" as this is the kind of service expected in all situations.
That country club bitch is a real ASAP-
by offensiveotis December 31, 2009
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asaptually

I know this muthafucka has my money because he's buying shit, he'd better run me MY coins asaptually!
by divalicious1 March 8, 2015
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ASAIF

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Asain Eye

When some one tries to roll a blunt and cant roll blunts. The term asain eye refers to the end of the blunt being smashed or squinted like an asains eye. Asain eyes arent dificult to smoke they are just stupid looking.
John: okay I rolled it
James: WTF is this you rolled a straight up asain eye
John: wtf is that
by kingBlacken.ps.ty October 16, 2010
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asiaphile

A white man who'se only contact with Asian women has been as waitresses and images in the media of prostitutes, madams, more waitresses and princesses of exotic, far-off lands, and thus his image of Asian women is tainted, he sees them as sex objects or exotic novelties.

I don't think this word, with it's proper definition fits every single white high school kid who has a crush on his Asian American classmate, or every white dude that thinks Lucy Liu is a fox.
Being a heterosexual male, I am physically atracted to females. Sure, I find some Asian women atractive, I find a lot of women atractive. Black, white, Asian, Latin, race doesn't matter much to me. If an Asian girl's drop-dead gorgeous, she's drop-dead gorgeous, neither because of or despite where her grandparents were born.

I don't think physical appearance is eveything though. I mean, there's personality, shared interests, etc. A girl can look like a total goddess in a photograph, but if she's a terrible person, she's a terrible person and I really don't want anything to do with her. I'd much rather be with a plain-looking girl with a charming personality and enough in common with me to sustain a conversation than a vision of loveliness who'se shallow and vindictive.
by Teh kraut Pope May 16, 2005
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ASAP

Mom: LINIE! GET DOWN HERE ASAP!!!
Linie: AHHHHHH CHILD ABUSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Mom: not again.
by linie's a hoe May 12, 2010
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asapalis

Asapalis meaning A.S.A.P As Soon As Possible
I gotta come up on dis money asapalis ya heard
by Jahneah October 23, 2006
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