Floor Alien

An autistic person

Bob "I'm autistic
Jeff "Oh so you're a floor alien"

by spacio November 11, 2021

Alien Handshake

1. To perform anal sex on someone or something.

Origin:

Stories of aliens and their fondness for abducting victims to perform anal probes.

I heard Bob took that drunk girl home last night and gave her the old Alien Handshake.

by BFw0rdSmith August 27, 2009

aliens in the attic

The greatest movie ever. It fixed me and my wife's marrige. It brought into the city of England. I also now have full custody of the kids.

Aliens in the attic is a great 2009 movie

by Aliens in my attic fan club August 23, 2017

alien toe

the term used to describe the male genetalia of an alien.

yo motha fucker, i got alien toed last night.

by mambam23 May 25, 2008

alien emoji

The alien emoji means that the sender would like to be kidnapped

My girl just sent me the alien emoji text. She wants to spend some real time in the basement.

by RK March 13, 2018

Alien Hand

The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.

Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.

by mannimal May 18, 2009

Alien X

A Celestialsapien, One of the strongest beings in the universe because they are the most deliberative, can alter the fabric of the universe along with time and space -They could blink and you'd be gone. The only drawback is that Alien X has Three personalities, (The voice of Compassion, The voice of Rage and The Voice of Reason) and to do anything they all must agree on it, but during that time he is completely invulnerable to any and all attacks

Ben: I've got a transformation that can find the forge of creation stop and Agregor
Azmuth: It could work...Alien X could do anything
Gwen: Only if Ben can convince Alien X to cooperate
Kevin: Yep, that's all he has to do

by NLSN June 24, 2019