Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy

Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025

Don Alfredo

Don Alfredo is a cocktail comprised of Pisco, Saint Germain liquor and club soda.

I'll have a Don Alfredo on the rocks.

by peruvianflake November 3, 2015

Alfredo

He is gay and he is a bot

I don't want to be a Alfredo

by Asddffhhffjfh April 17, 2020

Snow Crab Alfredo

the yummiest, creamiest alfredo in the world with real shredded crab meat in it instead of something boring like chicken! YUM!!

I would like to order Snow Crab Alfredo please.

by ProudMom3109 January 14, 2010

Alfredo Castillo

He has autumn colored eyes, hair as dark as chocolate, and skin color as beautiful as a sunset.
He's calm like the waves on a sunny day even though he doesn't like the beach. He's bright like a star in the sky, he fights for his goals like a raindrop.
He tries hard to make me happy even if he's not very romantic.
He's much more than a boy, even though he's only 17.
He's best and most beautiful boy in the world...

Search for a boy like Alfredo Castillo

by Atuacatarina May 28, 2024

alfredo

long schlong and likes pasta food he is very funny man too

"YO IS THAT ALFREDO!"

by Biximoxi January 14, 2021

Nutty Alfredo Pasta

Where you cook alfredo for your date but you pre-coat the pan with your jizz marinated for a week. Then you start intercourse and insert it into her pussy while she screams “It burns!” Then you turn on crazy rap by digbar and hungry unicorn each other.

“Do you want any of my home-made Nutty Alfredo Pasta?”

by glenn quagmire_ June 3, 2025