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ADMINS, A BUNCH OF OLD BASTARDS THAT SIT AROUND ALL DAY PLAYING MOBSTERS FROM WORK AN CREATING UNEEDED DRAMA, AN HAVING THERE ASSES HANDED TO THEM DAILEY CAUSE THEY FORGOT TO EAT THERE WHEATIES AN TAKE THERE VIAGAR! ADMINS! THATS WHAT THAT MEANS IN MOBSTERLAND! THEY TRY TO ADMIN AN ONLINE GAME!! MICRO MANAGE PEOPLE'S LIVES CAUSE THEY DONT ONE OF THERE OWN!!! LMAO!
ADMINS, A BUNCH OF OLD BASTARDS THAT SIT AROUND ALL DAY PLAYING MOBSTERS FROM WORK AN CREATING UNEEDED DRAMA, AN HAVING THERE ASSES HANDED TO THEM DAILEY CAUSE THEY FORGOT TO EAT THERE WHEATIES AN TAKE THERE VIAGAR! ADMINS! THATS WHAT THAT MEANS IN MOBSTERLAND! THEY TRY TO ADMIN AN ONLINE GAME!! MICRO MANAGE PEOPLE'S LIVES CAUSE THEY DONT ONE OF THERE OWN!!! LMAO!
by nightwish420 September 24, 2009
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Cassidy Akins

by turtleplayer 1021 July 24, 2018
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Rowan Atkinson

The guy who played Mr. Bean, can't drive for sHIT, left his wife for a 20 year old slut,and looks high 24/7.
"Hey, I know him! Ain't that Mr. Bean?"

"Yes. But his name is Rowan Atkinson, dipshit"
*Screams in Blackadder*
by guatthefuck May 16, 2020
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Atkins Diet

A diet that greatly restricts carbohydrates, including pasta, and is illegal throughout Italy. Some residents of Firenze, Roma e Venezia (Florence, Rome and Venice) believe that promoting the Atkins diet anywhere in Italy should carry a mandatory prison sentence of ten years. And in parts of Sicily and Calabria, distributing pro-Atkins Diet propaganda can result in getting whacked.
American tourist entering a ristorante near Termini Train Station in Rome: “I’m on the Atkins diet. What do you have for me?”

Roman waiter: “Mamma mia! Che vergogna! La dieta di Atkins non e legale in Italia, signore.” (“Mamma mia! What a disgrace! The Atkins diet is illegal in Italy, sir.”)

American tourist leaving a ristorante near Termini Train Station in Rome: “From now on, I’m only eating at McDonald’s.”
by Sir Bullwhip July 18, 2009
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Akins

A word short for a tiny dick. Microscopic wang.
Kacey found out he had one tiny Akins once his new gf pulled down his pants and laughed at him straight to his face.
by 455130 November 14, 2016
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Dr. Atkins

A skinny professor. He often wears jeans with a hole in the ass, emo glasses, and a glare that says "I am so much better and smarter than you."
Ha bob?
Who?
Does this make sense?
by bhb May 13, 2005
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atkins diet

aka the fatkins diet. This diet consists of fat and meat. You basically walk around all day like zombie and your breath smells like paint chips.

You will see these dieters eating pork rinds and craft singles for snacks. And if they happen to lose control and eat some bread they will beat themselves in the head for about an hour. This type of eating causes extreme water lose, so the dieter pisses every 5 minutes.

This diet is one of those yo-you diets as in "Yo I lost 20lbs, but my heart is the size of a horses heart now."

I've also heard this diet called the "Sourdough Jack Diet".
The typical diet looks like this. One stick of butter for breakfast, pigs feet for lunch and wheel of cheese from Randalls.
by Snake75 July 9, 2005
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