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Contrary to "contrary to belief", ADHD is a form of poor parenting and laziness. Symptoms of ADHD include inability to sit still or pay attention and excessive giggling and figeting. These are used to diagnose 6 year old so the result is huge amounts of ritilan, concerta etc. , a form methamphetamines,are prescribed to children
Me: why did you give me concerta for ADHD when I was 6?
Mom: you missbehaved to much and I'm a nurse so I know
Me: you mean you gave it to me because I was your first child and you had no idea how to deal with a noisy kid? I wish you just hit me because now I'm in college and literally addicted to a form of meth. Thanks mom
by mfurgison September 15, 2011
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A medicine you take when you have diabetes and breast cancer and not when you have adhd and you have been taking then and then you stop you turn into Muslim terrorist
Josh did not take his adhd meds when going to strip club
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(addicts don't have dope)
by RAVVVEN November 8, 2009
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Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder: the disorder of choice for lazy children
Johnny (to his mom): I can't do my homework because I have ADHD!

(Mom leaves)

Jimmy: What is ADHD?

Johnny: ADHD, my friend, is the golden ticket.
by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010
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Guy2: I live with a bitch called ADHD

Guy: ok?
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100% real and requires medication 100% of the time... With no restriction whatever... And they should give people with this Adderall for free... Yeaaaahh...
Hym "ADHD is real and should be medicated."

Some stinky lady "Why? Do you have ADHD?"

Hym 😑 "You... You shut your slut mouth... Don't question me..."
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A Dick Head Disease
A “disease” that gives the bearer an excuse to be a dick head e.g. by being overly argumentative and confrontational, by doing something wrong and blaming everyone else, by talking continuously and over everyone, by being “loud” and proud of it and by refusing to do anything they are told.
My step son was just brought home by the police for breaking into a strangers house, urinating all over the floor, punching the 80 year old neighbour and then giving the police and the neighbour abuse for telling him he’s not allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants. It was ok though as when I informed them he had adhd we all laughed and he was given a biscuit and a pat on the back.
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