Contrary to "contrary to belief", ADHD is a form of poor parenting and laziness. Symptoms of ADHD include inability to sit still or pay attention and excessive giggling and figeting. These are used to diagnose 6 year old so the result is huge amounts of ritilan, concerta etc. , a form methamphetamines,are prescribed to children
Me: why did you give me concerta for ADHD when I was 6?
Mom: you missbehaved to much and I'm a nurse so I know
Me: you mean you gave it to me because I was your first child and you had no idea how to deal with a noisy kid? I wish you just hit me because now I'm in college and literally addicted to a form of meth. Thanks mom
Mom: you missbehaved to much and I'm a nurse so I know
Me: you mean you gave it to me because I was your first child and you had no idea how to deal with a noisy kid? I wish you just hit me because now I'm in college and literally addicted to a form of meth. Thanks mom
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(Mom leaves)
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A “disease” that gives the bearer an excuse to be a dick head e.g. by being overly argumentative and confrontational, by doing something wrong and blaming everyone else, by talking continuously and over everyone, by being “loud” and proud of it and by refusing to do anything they are told.
A “disease” that gives the bearer an excuse to be a dick head e.g. by being overly argumentative and confrontational, by doing something wrong and blaming everyone else, by talking continuously and over everyone, by being “loud” and proud of it and by refusing to do anything they are told.
My step son was just brought home by the police for breaking into a strangers house, urinating all over the floor, punching the 80 year old neighbour and then giving the police and the neighbour abuse for telling him he’s not allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants. It was ok though as when I informed them he had adhd we all laughed and he was given a biscuit and a pat on the back.
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