Tent Job

The act of performing clothed sex to orgasm in under 5 minutes whilst pressing your partner's face into the soft fabric of a tent

Josh: 'I had the best tent job ever last night'
John: 'Sounds fun!'
Josh: 'Yeah i pushed her face into the fabric while i fired off'
John: 'Shit! I gotta try that some time!'

by LiDsY October 23, 2012

Stink Tent

The pocket of stench that occurs when the back of your shirt hangs over the shitter.

"Man that Chinese food I ate for lunch left me with a nasty stink tent all day."

by beerwick March 11, 2009

the whole tent

when a western person zealously converts to islam

jim's gone the whole tent

by nebiru100 January 17, 2012

Pitched a tent

Having a boner.

You've pitched a tent GOD DAMMIT!

by BigMacRavioli August 10, 2017

needs a tent

a phrase that alot of league of legends players say in all chat when they are being camped

man if i get ganekd one more time im gonna ask if he "needs a tent"

by azirisnotatrahschamp December 30, 2016

Tent Fuck

Fucking your girl in a tent that you made 5 minutes beforehand

Yea, Me and Crystal just had the best tent fucking last night.

by ltsPurple August 15, 2018

tweeker tent

The use of a jacket to shield yourself from sight while smoking speed.

While sitting in a Walmart parking lot on Christmas morning, Johnny used his tweeker tent to hide from people seeing him smoke speed.

by Icyveins December 01, 2016