Shpunken Towel

A cloth or peice of material, purposely set aside, stolen or purchased for the sole purpose of removing un-wanted ejaculatory matter from your bedroom/garments.

'Ahh dude, some fool decided to use my pillowcase as a shpunken towel..'

by thealmightyshpunk March 25, 2010

towel turban

When women wrap a towel around their hair after washing it, making the towel look vaguely like a turban.

Andrea - I can't be bothered doing a towel turban. I'd rather let it dry naturally

by pete the dragon August 18, 2013

Papes towel

New York slang for paper towel

Damn yo I need a papes towel

by T-bone steak October 01, 2019

hype towel

a towel used to wave vigorously in the air while listening to intense drum and bass music at a rave in the drum and bass room

Everyone had their hype towels up during the jump-up set last night.

by *snowflake* May 11, 2009

little towel

A little towel is what is otherwise known as a "wash cloth"

I wash myself with a little towel and I dry off with a big towel.

by BlakeLysol July 13, 2011

Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT May 09, 2018

jizz towel

1.What a guy cums onto after masturbation
2.A whore

1. I used her as a jizz towel
2. She fucks everyone. What a jizz towel!

by landcfinrock March 30, 2008