by Ferret_dad February 21, 2023

Kyler schaffer is the sexiest man alive, but with looks comes consequences. he will probably date at least 3 girls that are your friends. He is SUPER hot and he knows how to be a good listener, they usually have brown/black hair with brown eyes. He will probably commit a few crimes but you cant help but miss him while hes serving jail time. He usually likes blonde girls so you better watch out. He will probably be a good human being and if you brek his heart it will tear YOU apart because not to have on is a horrible thing.
by https://urmom.com/wut January 7, 2022

by kylerlykaios May 29, 2022

Usually tall and lanky, probably plays an instrument.
Kyler is the dude that attracts all women with his stunning looks. Then shoots down all their advances because he's gay.
Kyler is the dude that attracts all women with his stunning looks. Then shoots down all their advances because he's gay.
Did you hear everyone on the cheerleading team swooning over Kyler?
Yeah.. Hate to break it to them that he's gay
Yeah.. Hate to break it to them that he's gay
by Monkeefunee November 13, 2023

A man with a big cock who is a sexy Mexican. I mean seriously, this guy’s cock is so big and beautiful it’s a sight to behold. It’s practically alive at all times. Not quite as hard as a rock but pretty stiff. He’s also functionally Jesus and has a cult that is growing. Hail our lord and savior Kyler!!!
by The god of fries October 5, 2023

Kyler is a pretty rad dude. He's the kind of guy to almost buy a hampster in a petsmart with his girlfriend until she, Piper, talks some sense into him and becomes the hero. He's the kind of guy to call his girlfriend ugly then say he's kidding and then know that everything will be fine. But to his girlfriend, Piper, it's not fine. I mean he says it in such a not joking way there's NO WAY it could be a joke. None the less she still loves him, she just doesn't see how he can love her. He shows it an all, but he also shows that he hates her just as much. It's very confusing on Piper. He needs to get his shit straight. But yeah he's the perfect guy.
Person 1: Oh that dudes gotta be a Kyler.
Person 2. How can you tell?
Person 1: He just got annoyed at his girlfriend!
Person 2: Oh yeah. Definitely a Kyler (Sprowl)
Person 2. How can you tell?
Person 1: He just got annoyed at his girlfriend!
Person 2: Oh yeah. Definitely a Kyler (Sprowl)
by Ellis Dee 2005 September 6, 2021
