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Defiant Blob

A regular MLIA commenters, tinychatter, and flockdrawian, recognized by a fair amount of people within the MyLifeIsAverage commenting community. As the name states, he is a defiant blob. Defiant Blob's interest include animation, OP bashing, and nomming apples.
Defiant Blob has been particularly defiant today.
by Defiant_Blob November 15, 2010
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Blob Dylan

1. Singer Bob Dylan used to have a wonderful singing voice, till one day he went swimming in a lake with a lot of algae in it and he got a frog stuck in his throat. Since then, he's earned the nickname "Blob Dylan".
2. Slang for anyone who used to have a great voice till a sudden accident left them sounding strange.
1. *I've got a frowg stuck in my thrwoat* -Blob Dylan
2. Hank used to be a great singer, then one day he got hit by a roflcopter, he's a total Blob Dylan.
by fisherx12 September 6, 2010
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joe blob

the result of a blow job, ie. hanging dribble uf spunk from your boyfriend's moustache
"hey marcus, you've got a lot of cum around your mouth, you look like joe blob!"
by raffeysod August 6, 2006
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Gelatinous blob

1: A big thing of a jelly-like substance.
2: A really fat person or thing.
1: Silly putty
2: "Hey Greg, look at that gelatinous blob! He's really fat!"
by SuzanneOwnsYourLife November 7, 2006
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blem blob

The slang-term for porely performed oral sex.
The phrase originates from the sound one would imagine a girl would make when trying to say blow job during the very same act, as it would perfectly represent the failure of a blem blob.

holocaust lemon party
Man! All that build up just to get a lousy blem blob, I'm breaking up with Ashley
by kashootuptheschool March 28, 2017
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hot blobbing

When a man comes inside his partner and after a couple of minutes the come starts to drip out in blobs
Oh my god I was walking downstairs and I was hot blobbing in my knickers
by Markim May 10, 2018
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Blob Job

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.
by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019
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