dark thick gorgouse. jack mccormick mormon, his youth is yours. footballer and pussy magnet. could get any chick he wanted for ten dollars. family man on the inside. he's got some lucious locks on that head
by NADE FAGG July 24, 2017

by Cadea6703 August 3, 2019

the most amazingly sweet guy who although may not be the cutest he has an amazing smile that lights up the room and dark brown eyes that are very tender. He doesn't care what people think because he knows who he is.
Girl one: Who is that!?"
Girl two: Oh him? Thats my boifriend.
Girl one: I bet his name is Cade Johnson.
Girl two: How'd you know!
Girl one: Just look at him sista
Girl two: Oh him? Thats my boifriend.
Girl one: I bet his name is Cade Johnson.
Girl two: How'd you know!
Girl one: Just look at him sista
by hottticupcake December 5, 2010

A hot guy all the girls want, and a top of the line gamer. Mrs. Sullivan is a bitch and doesn't like his swag
by Cade 2246 April 13, 2021

Daunte Culpepper sucked so much that the Raiders released him. So the Raiders signed Cade McNown.
Cade has also played for the Chicago Bears, Miami Dolphins, 49ers, Calgary Stampeders and the Colorado Rapids.
Cade McNown killed Blaziken, Phione, Charizard and Daunte Culpepper.
Cade's best friends are Gengar and Riolu
Cade has also played for the Chicago Bears, Miami Dolphins, 49ers, Calgary Stampeders and the Colorado Rapids.
Cade McNown killed Blaziken, Phione, Charizard and Daunte Culpepper.
Cade's best friends are Gengar and Riolu
by BHMMF June 28, 2008

by thatsasauge <3 November 23, 2021
