The race down the highway after Wyotech lets out. Usually takes place at the north campus at 4:15 PM.
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"Hey did u see that pube head try to cut me up in his fiat 500"
" leave him alone the Fiat 500 cunt has probably just been bitch slapped by his woman"
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The people who aren't stupid enough to get convinced to fuck their own sisters and give up their money.
They will typically taunt others with the line, "I f*cked your sister, why don't you? You know you will like it. Mind if I get a couple of dollars for that suggestion?"
Unfortunately some people cannot see that they are just joking and do end up screwing their sisters and paying people for the opportunity.
Those people are most likely to be extremely liberal and caught up in the notion that daddy's oil money will never run out. Thats you, Colorado College students!
They will typically taunt others with the line, "I f*cked your sister, why don't you? You know you will like it. Mind if I get a couple of dollars for that suggestion?"
Unfortunately some people cannot see that they are just joking and do end up screwing their sisters and paying people for the opportunity.
Those people are most likely to be extremely liberal and caught up in the notion that daddy's oil money will never run out. Thats you, Colorado College students!
I want to own a Fortune 500 company, not work for one. That girl is your sister? I think I have met here before, but where...? oh yeah!
by This is it October 21, 2004
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Beavis: Dude, did you see the new Shelby GT 500?
Butthead: No.?
Beavis: The GT 500 will smoke any car on the road stock for stock. It comes with 725 HP.
Butthead: No.?
Beavis: The GT 500 will smoke any car on the road stock for stock. It comes with 725 HP.
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Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
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Dude 1: violently punches dude 2
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