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Friday 13th 2035

"Trump was shot in the head by a mental person on Friday 13th 2035 after signing a bill allowing mentally disturbed people to buy guns."
by Jk's bunny teeth October 15, 2019
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November 13th, national pee pant day

November 13th, national pee pant day is when pee pant

come on guys, gals and non-binary pals!! Don’t be a pussy and pee pant

“How come he hasn’t pee pant yet?”
“I know, what a loser”
by Frog tibbies November 12, 2020
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February 13th

People born on this day are the coolest and if you doubt that I don’t care if you were born on this day I love you
Woah, you were born on February 13th?MARRY ME
by extremegamergirl January 24, 2021
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May 13th

“Hey wanna hold my hand”

“Ew no”

“But it’s May 13th 😏”

“Oh well in that case 😏”
by drekalisous May 10, 2022
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friday 13th

Is just another day. Seriously, any day can be an unlucky day. Stop believing this superstitious shit, just move on.
Tom was worried because his might got rear-ended in his new Escalade tomorrow. And tomorrow is Friday 13th. Realizing it was a bad day, he consulted voodoo expert to keep him off bad omen.
by chrno August 13, 2010
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October 13th

If you were born on this day you are the most powerful being In the universe only those also born on October 13 can rival your power
Person1: did you know he is born on October 13th?
Person 2: that explains how he can throw buildings with his finger
by Beanutbutter September 3, 2020
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November 13th

November 13th is when the baddest of the bitches are born
Me: Hey its your birthday? Do you know what today is?
Aarya: YESSS November 13th is when the baddest of the bitches are born
Me: AYYY.
by Dxyaaaa November 13, 2020
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