The Monday after a weekend amphetamine bender. Spending the day hot, moist and mostly stationary. Feeling like that crust that's been in the bread bin way longer than it should have been.
by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016
Get the Mouldy mondaymug. The rule stipulating that no one in your circle of friends with whom you typically discuss Game of Thrones episodes in can speak of, or even allude to, the latest episode until Monday. This is critical in order for the episode to be posted online for those without HBO.
by RIFF January 22, 2014
Get the Monday Rulemug. by eazzton September 4, 2018
Get the Blue Mondaymug. 1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku September 8, 2007
Get the Blue Mondaymug. It's Taco Monday officer, I wouldn't drive & dial unless it was important. fiasco fire drill bomb threat 911 emergency
by That_one_girl__ September 3, 2009
Get the Taco Mondaymug. When a whole bunch a drama happens and when you got all the tea and spill it.
Also, a twitter account where all the social media tea is spilled. A famous YouTuber, GotDamnZo, spills the tea every Monday.
Also, a twitter account where all the social media tea is spilled. A famous YouTuber, GotDamnZo, spills the tea every Monday.
Sara: “Hey, you saw messy Monday yet? Heard it’s real messy this week.”
Ken: “Hell yeah! Tea was spilled!”
Ken: “Hell yeah! Tea was spilled!”
by 043bhbh December 18, 2018
Get the Messy Mondaymug. by twak November 13, 2010
Get the Scarf Mondaymug.