February 12

National give your crush a hug day

Me:gives hug
Crush:what are you doing?
Me:It’s February 12

by Kaitebug October 30, 2019

April 12

On April 12 you worship anyone who was born on april 12. They are gods. During their birthdays is also Aries season. Aries are the best zodiac sign. So worship your fellow Aries or April 12 friend because it’s right.

“Hey, it’s april 12, we have to worship Jack.”

“You are right!”

by This is a real thing 👍 October 15, 2019

Number 12

cock

GAY PERSON: YO NICE NUMBER 12
pope (p-0-0-p): hey im the pope virginity is cool
GAY PERSON: IM GONNA HANG MYSELF

by chiggerBEATER3000 March 04, 2021

March 12

it’s my birthday 🥳

kid:omg it’s march 12th we have to tell her happy birthday

by the swaggest kid around March 13, 2021

September 12

The day where girls and guys go up to their crush and kiss them

:dudeee why’d you jus kiss me
: it’s September 12th

by AvocadoToastxxx September 02, 2022

october 12

national bite your tall friends ankles day!

short friend: hey! guess what day it is..
tall friend: ..october 12th?
short friend: NATIONAL BITE YOUR TALL FRIENDS AKLES DAY
tall friend: NO NO NO
short friend: gimme dem ankles boi

by anklebiter02 October 09, 2021

12-steptard

Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundant loop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.

My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 06, 2019