soggy tosser

Somebody with constant wet hands and poor coordination

Look at this dude he can't even drive properly! Wtf is he doing!
Fucking "Soggy Tosser"

by HARDNORMALDADDY September 20, 2015

Posh-tosser

Australian slang for anything that is amazing and also fancy as hell

Crickey that car is posh-tosser mate

by unpossibleman December 26, 2017

Towel Tosser

Noun: This is what you call a baseball player when he can't throw harder than a newborn baby.

Yea, I saw Jared pitch last weekend. That dude is a Towel Tosser.

by Dedwards December 03, 2020

Leonard Tosser

The act of tossing caution and throwing used condoms at unsuspecting children.

That sick bastard just pulled a Leonard Tosser on all those 3rd graders!!

by Mundacheese December 26, 2014

Salad Tosser

Dany Lee Borrowman tossed salad everyday in prison and continues to toss the salad of his transvestite wife Jill borrowman now thats hes out of Prison protective custody

Dany Lee Borrowman was the best salad Tosser in PC. He tossed salad every day and night while in protective custody and he married his cell mate After he got a sex change and became known as Jill?

by Dany Borrowman July 18, 2023

cabbage tosser

a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved

she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and glasses looks like a cabbage tosser

by ringlewart March 06, 2017

Salad Tosser

Bush, Dickhead Cheney, Republicans

With the "necessary" war on Iraq for the "WMD" and Saddam's "connection with Osama" who knows what the full extent of the damage these salad tossers would be?

by Stairface Chippendale May 16, 2006