Soccer

A slower, easier, wimpier version of hockey. Boring. Guys tend to fall on the field crying after barely any contact and the refs give out red cards for nothing.

*watching soccer on tv*

guy 1: this is gay

guy 2: yeah check out if there's hockey on. i cant watch this shit any longer

by hockey126 February 16, 2009

soccer

An alternatuve to the gay bar for picking up fellow homosexuals.

The tool box is always so crowded on fridays, lets go meet some guys at the soccer field.

by rlt June 17, 2006

soccer

oranized running

who's ready for some organized running..?

by anon. May 10, 2003

soccer

1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.

The movie "She's the Man" does for American soccer what "Pride of the Yankees" did for baseball.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

Soccer

The most pussy sport on the planet known as earth. It isc really easy. Step one be a good 5 feet away from someone, drop to the ground, hold your knee and start crying. You will automatically win the game by doing those steps.

Aww bro he can't handle it he's a soccer player.

by Straight fax August 2, 2018

Soccer

A sport where the person who can shove a sock up their ass the farthest wins. The other one is when you kick other peoples balls.

"I challenge you to soccer!"

by Stufffromjosh January 2, 2020

Soccer

Americanisation at its finest

It's called FOOTBALL, not soccer, FOOTBALL!

by ISB-021 July 23, 2020