Giraffe Throat

A girl who has the capacity to fully deepthroart an erect penis; referencing a long throat cavity, like a giraffe.

They don't call me giraffe throat nothing...

by Ms. Timothy November 10, 2010

Lap Giraffe

Another word for wang. It just means Penis.

Wanna take a ride on my lap giraffe?

by eight-twenty-nine April 18, 2011

Giraffe Neck

When you take a shit so big, that people mistake it for a Giraffe's Neck.

Dad, my anus hurts, I just got finished squeezing out a giraffe neck.

by Aaron Sierpo March 28, 2007

Giraffe Neck

a person with a abnormally long neck who looks like a giraffe

"Wow that girl kylie looks like a giraffe neck"

by badniqqabitch July 20, 2017

The Homogeneous Giraffe

This type of giraffe is mixed evenly and very tall. Therefore they have to spots, no facial nor body hair, and certainly no gruff voice. It is very dangerous to walk into a Cor-o-van with this animal since they can become extremely aggressive when put alone with a man, for unknown reasons.

The Homogeneous Giraffe was inside the car. I had to run.

by tlarder January 5, 2010

Sad giraffe

When you have had too much to drink that you can’t get it up. Your weenie is a sad giraffe.

Oh honey we can’t do it tonight... those Jackie Daniels shot gave me a sad giraffe.

by Sadgiraffe October 1, 2018

Giraffe Cumming

Stretching your penis while ejaculating

Dude, I watch this video last night of a gay guy Giraffe Cumming in a closet

by The Auto Cocks January 7, 2022