tard 

It means retard, it was shortened in an effort to sound like turd, meaning they are both closely related.

Stop eating all the tostitos you 'tard!

tard by Teh RLLLYness December 30, 2005

tard 

n.-the mix between a retard and a turd.

"Jeez, my brother's been such a fucking tard today."

tard by that_one_yumi_kid December 28, 2005

tard 

turd, shit

u tard, u

tard by HOTTTTTTT November 2, 2003

tard 

A hooker, slut, whore, woman who turns tricks for free or for money, ho, the like, usually used in european areas, ie. england, especially in SoHo (ive been there lol :)

did you see that tard? she just over there on the street corner! u jsut missed her...someone just picker her up

tard by garrett! July 13, 2006

tard 

Short form for retard. Like 're' but the back end.

"I hate you, you are such a tard!"

tard by ogga booga May 13, 2005

tard 

Object of free sexual gratification.

Ex: Dude, we took turns wailing on that 'tard, man! Leroy even gave her a dirty sanchez! w00t!

tard by Anonymous February 25, 2003

Tard 

tard is another word for complete dumb ass and a total retard you can also call it pip or sped

Your such a tard pip

Tard by Anonymous February 12, 2003