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Pumpin the neighbor’s dog

Dude, where you been? Pumpin the neighbor’s dog? We got work to do

David's Dog 

Fat, thicc, cute, funny, gains weight quickly, I love you David's Dog.
I love you David's Dog.
David's Dog by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020

Chekhov’s Dog 

If a film shows a dog more than once (specifically if that dog has a connection to the main character) that dog will then die later on.
I am Legend is a prime example of Chekhov’s dog

Schrödinger's Dog 

A thought experiment which can be observed when a dog brings an object he wants you to throw whilst simultaneously refusing to let go of it.
Our puppy brought me a tennis ball which he wanted me to throw. But, when I tried to get it, he wouldn't let go of it.
Truly a Schrödinger's Dog-type situation.

Jason's Dog 

A dog that's too cool, even for its owner.
I want to hang out with Jason's dog, but that means I'd have to see Jason... Ugh.
Jason's Dog by goDs'nosaJ March 8, 2022

Schrodinger's Dog

When you exist, but no one ever speaks about you, they barely know you exist.
I have been feeling like Schrodinger's Dog lately. Nobody knows I exist.
Schrodinger's Dog by dragsbruh July 12, 2023