Shit Ourselves Sex (SOS)

When you cum so hard you shit yourself or feel like you might have shit yourself.

Tony and I ended our date with some real good shit ourselves sex (SOS).

by The Naughty Professor April 9, 2023

poo slut shit balls

damn

poo slut shit balls, damn. that’s deep.

by uhhotpee December 25, 2020

stupid shitty piece of shit

when somebody does something bad that they will regret.

garry- *drops mug* STUPID SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT

by susCheese September 28, 2021

shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023

metric shit-fuck ton

Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.

Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons

1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."

by 214_west_wash March 16, 2020

Shit bomb/Molotov cocktail

The act of shitting in a bag (optional add cum) and lighting on fire creating a “shit Molotov cocktail” and throwing it towards someone house.

Damn it’s a Shit bomb/molotov cocktail we better get ready to eat yum yum

by 42dicksinabag August 17, 2019

Tear dem shits up

To severely injure yourself (especially knees or ankles) in a way that might possibly require surgery while participating in sports such as basketball, football or parkour.

Many basketball fans, particularly in Memphis love to ridicule Zion Williamson for the injuries and weight issues that caused him to miss a significant number of games but fail to mention how high flying Ja is only one dunk away before he'll tear dem shits up himself just like in the 2022 playoffs.

by He-ro October 24, 2022