Honk his shit out

The act of excessively honking ones horn when an automobile in front of you is turning very slowly. Often times the person getting honked out is either elderly, or just a piece of shit driver.

Seth: I was in such a hurry to get home today after I got done tanning and working out, I didn't want to miss the new episode of Jersey Shore, but this asshole in front of me took forever to turn.

James: Well did you honk his shit out?

Seth: Hell yeah I did, left my horn on for atleast 10 seconds after.

by Jaquill.Cuda January 3, 2010

shit thread lock and b&

The appropriate response to a forum/message board topic thread that is of no use to anything. It consists of no content worthy of reading, teal deers, and self pictures that make you want to throw acid in your eyes. Also, in general the OP is a giant faggot.

OP: "Hey guiz, post what Urban Dictionary Says about your name! Come on, it will be fun!"
Response: "Shit thread lock and b&"

by David D Davidson Jr. July 15, 2010

Crack my shit up

Yo my white american brother you are making me laugh so hard that my anus could crack open

Hey man that is too funny you crack my shit up.

by SickAD June 10, 2009

Shit-Box (X-Box)

Another name for the X-Box gaming console.I'ts name derives from the fat load its carrying,for such low-quality gameplay,and graphics.In other words,I'ts a piece if black shit,with a green X on the top.

"Wow,are you ACTUALLY playing that load of shit console,called the "Shit-Box" gaming system?"

by Filmore May 27, 2003

left lane shit hauler

someone who hauls turkey shit in the left lane with a 18-wheeler.

dude, did you see those left lane shit haulers? no but i sure smelled them!!

by wicky wack January 22, 2011

Shit a hole through the floor

To be so startled/terrified that you shit yourself in such a way that your excrement hits the floor and burns a solid hole directly through it.

Used to indicate that a situation is/was exceptionally horrifying.

Similar to shit bricks

When I saw the murderer's mask, I shit a hole through the floor and ran.

by Xombifier October 8, 2014

shit holedirty butt hole

its when your butt hole is dirty

washyourass.com...my butthole itches, opps I for got to wipe, dirty butt hole,"shit holedirty butt hole

by new street dic tionary December 9, 2013