Sarkis i Teodora

when two people are too close they become like conjoined twins. they watch each other pee and hold hands (no homo), they talk about anything and know more about each other than they know about themselves.

Sarkis i Teodora are idiots

by waterbiscuit2322 January 6, 2022

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I ptyo

I ptyo is saying you put some one something, this where the “I put you on” came from. Typical procedures of the receiver of getting put on will more like leave give a gift to the putter onner like oral sex

“Thanks for showing me weiland” frank said. “Ya I ptyo” James responded.

by Qoqiej January 6, 2022

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Not until I say so

For a MILF, dominatrix, or other form of sexually topping woman to say in response to when a bottom sexual partner expresses that they're about to cum.

Alternatively, a sexual joke as a response to when someone is asked to come, says they're coming (in the sfw sense), or anything along that train of thought.

Bottom: Oh god, I think I'm coming!
Mommy: Not until I say so!

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David: Hey, do you know if Jake's coming over any time soon?
Amanda: Not until I say so!

by Raynie Yogurt January 7, 2022

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fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022

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but i didnt want to

...something someone says to,just to send a message.

very used by former undertale youtuber speedrunners.

what's popping up guys and today we will speedrun undertale. ...but i didn't want to.

my friend did drugs today and he asks if i wanted some ...but i didnt want to.

gooo goo gaa gaaa milk milk gooo gooooo gaaaa

...but i didn't want to

by dannysunglasses January 11, 2022

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