ish man howzer

"ish man howzer" someone with to much time on there hands, trying to be german.
hey i know german, ish man howzer.
by dickyluck October 06, 2021
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Old man struggles

A gamer from Connecticut that is two old to do quick movement, simple climbing techniques and claims to be “right on him” .
Virus: young jukes where are you?

Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.

Virus: bet

Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.

Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.

Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!
by Young jukes May 22, 2019
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Man of Kent ready

Historically a phrase used to declare confidence. However, by association with a number of ill-fated events, now a term used when one has not fully prepared for a task but is willing to proceed with said task regardless. Or when one believes one is fully prepared for a task, but it is abundantly clear to the onlooker that they are not.
As Oates stepped out of the tent, he turned back to Scott and exclaimed, "do not worry; I'm Man of Kent ready!"

Prior to the events that unfolded in the early hours of 15th April, RMS Titanic was broadly considered to be Man of Kent ready.

"Dude how's the marathon training going?"
"Man of Kent ready, mate. Totally got this covered"

"If it's good enough for the Man of Kent, it's good enough for me"
by SEL2025 May 04, 2025
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STUNT-“MAN”

A female that gets men extremely excited to link up & then ghosts them for days .
Raylyn is the biggest STUNT-“MAN” ever, we was supposed to go out out of town last night and she never texted me back .
by Your mom ❤️ May 13, 2024
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Hyena Man

The Hyena man is a man in a African village that will take the virginity’s of little girls 10+
by Mäbyë February 03, 2020
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crease-man

This is another word for someone who is an arsehole. They usually go by the name of James Murphy
Yo James you're such a crease-man fuck you
by Batty-Boy69 April 17, 2021
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When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
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