dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.

Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"

by the tree dog July 12, 2009

When you jizz on shit

sam wanted creamy pepper on her hotdog

When a guy jizz on the female and takes a shit on the same spot
When you jizz on shit

by Mjmking3773 July 31, 2016

Dog the shit out of you

Sloppy, wet hardcore sex until you both squirt like a fire hose

I’m gonna dog the shit out of you tonight.

by Lance dice December 26, 2019

eat my shit bitch

something that a very sexy woman says when she's sitting on and/or riding her man's face. DOES NOT INVOLVE EATING FECES!

man...it was so hot when my girl sat on my face and yelled, "eat my shit bitch"

by Sean Christopher July 28, 2008

Nut Shit

The shit residue on the back of your nuts from either improper wiping, or from diarrhea that ran across the back of your nuts.

1) Those skid marks are from nut shit.
2) Don't touch my balls, I have nut shit.

by PMad March 7, 2017

Solar powered shit cooker

A portable outhouse that sits in the hot sun boiling crap.

I'm gonna go home and take a crap. That solar powered shit cooker stinks.

by Homey D September 29, 2010

Spare Me Some Shit

It basically means to leave someone alone when they do something wrong. Also used as "spare me some". Example: at work, you may have done something wrong. Your boss is screaming at you, and you use this phrase.

Boss: "You idiot! You made this company lose one billion dollars!" You: "Calm down boss. I'll pay it back. Spare me some shit."

by Singled_Out_alone May 11, 2014