jack out the weasel

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.

She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.

by senior jota April 10, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>If It Not Fall In, It Will Not Fall Out<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If It Not Fall In, It Will Not Fall Out<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If It Not Fall In, It Will Not Fall Out<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

zoinked out

Spacing out hard, out of your mind because you’re hyper focused on a dot on the wall 60 feet away, so tired you fell asleep right away and you slept so long and feeling nothing woke you up

Sorry I zoinked out last night. I was zoinking out in class today.

by saladkids May 25, 2024

Spammed Out

Verb: A phrase used to describe any website that contains excessive pop-ups, dialogue or 'warning' boxes, malware, spyware, and mousetraps.

"I tried to watch some free internet TV last night, but every website I went to was spammed out, I just kept getting Party Poker pop-ups and 'Your Computer Is In Danger!' Messages."

by Crunkss August 14, 2009

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

Someone who attempts by deception usually some legal argument to dishonestly take funds from a city

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024

the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out

A gacha life trend that i cant escape like man who cares about that frog, plus its on youtube and tiktok. i cant do this no more

person 1: oh no i saw a eye come out of a frog i stepped on!
person 2: NO WAY GACHA LIFE IN REAL LIFE!!
person 1: this is why yo dad left.
person 2: the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out and rolled and rolled and flew into your mouth
person 1: is that candy???

by spaceleoin February 17, 2022

sing out loud

sing out loud (SSOUL) at a gig ( concert)

Great fun to (SSOUL) sing out loud at a gig ( concert)

by PSMCAM April 5, 2017