zombie

after knocking a girl out - see donkey punch, - spaff on her eyes. when she awakens, she shall'nt be able to see anything. like a zombie

by juggernaut sex monster October 22, 2003

sex zombie

A person who walks around like a dead person thinking about having sex... all day. May exhibit zombie-like qualities such as a blank stare and or grunting at people and inanimate objects.

Charlie Sheen is a sex zombie.

by sexzombie July 3, 2012

Zombie Icthyoid

A sexual move in which the male has intercourse with a sandwich containing some sort of fish (tuna, salmon, bass, etc.) After which, the male has intercourse with the female, the food particles getting stuck in her vaginal area. The final stage of Zombie Icthyoid is when the female urinates and finds maggots living in her vagina.

All we had was a tuna sandwich, so all we could do was Zombie Icthyoid.

by Getsuyobi February 29, 2008

zombieing

When a poop that seems like it went down comes popping back up.

"Dude, I had to flush three times, and it still zombied at the end!"
"Gross, dude!"
"Yeah. So, you wanna hit this?"

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"Zombieing sucks."

by steviewonder666 May 16, 2009

Zombiebudgie

This word is used to refer to someone as a complete loser. A zombiebudgie would be the kind of person who doesn't have a life.

Ways you can use it:

"You're a zombiebudige"
"Only zombiebudgie

by bob April 12, 2005

Zombie Job

In essence, this sexual accomplishment takes far more than pure inner enlightenment. It takes years of skill, and when performed correctly will actually remove the male genitalia through a sucking process similar to that of a industrial vacuum.

Through analysis, one will reach the conclusion that this is anatomically impossible. However, this assumption is false. It's seldom seen to work, but I myself am an originator of this sexual concept.

The penis is removed through oral stimulation and the balls are sucked up through the urethra. This takes years of experience kids, and you probably can't afford it.

Zombie Jobs aren't gay if your doing your friend a favor.

Sister: I can't believe you gave dad that fatty Zombie Job last night.

Me: Oh yea sis sorry you weren't invited.

by Senator Barrack Obama February 22, 2009

Zombie

A big girl, usually drunk, who won't leave you alone, or follows you no matter where you go.

Dan: Dude, where are you
Max: WTF man, I had to leave, those Zombies won't leave me alone!
Dan: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Raytoao January 1, 2008