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ur da sells avon

a Scottish word used by cunts who can't think of good comeback, AKA everyone called Euan/Ewan
Jamie: lol you're gay Euan/Ewan: Yea well your da sells avon
by Scottish guy lol July 12, 2017
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Metal up ur ass

Reporter- Do you have anything to say to the public?
Dave Mustaine- METAL UP UR ASS!!!
*Cut to Metallica cheering and flipping off the camera*
by DeathMagnetic October 15, 2008
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ur dad lesbian lol

ur dadd lesbian lol will end ur carreer lol and is a deadly verbal desease (causing suicide)
xX_Nibbagamerz_Xx: ur dad lesbian lol
Me: looks for tall cliff*
by search up @dankwankshank insta February 22, 2018
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@everyone ur mum gae

Hell nah butt hell so a guy just is hell momma gae
by Momma just sexy July 21, 2019
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ur babies got rabies

Carl:ur mum gay
Benjamin: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny tranny
Benjamin: ur niece obese
Carl: don't make me do it
Benjamin: bet
Carl: ur babies got rabies
Benjamin: ... *gets sucked up by a black hole and is never to be heard from again*
by u bettr sutp March 24, 2019
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Ur sister my mister

this will always beat ur appoinent. this cannot be reversed by “No u”
person1:ur mom gay lol
person2:ur dad lesbian

person1:No u
person2:ur granny a tranny
person1:ur grandpap a trap
person2:ur brother a nun
person1:but ur sister my mister
person2:EXPLODES into dust and goes straight to hell
by Slap Razor April 4, 2018
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Ur Chromosomes Homo Zones

This is worse than any other insult ever created in mankind. It is worse than ur grandpap a trap and ur family tree lgbt. This wil melt your face and disintegrate you on the spot so you cannot go to hell or heaven and you are trapped in limbo having this said to you for eternity.
Brad: Ur mom gay
Anon: Ur daddy lesbian
Brad:Ur Chromosomes Homo Zones
(Anon fucking dies and turns into dust and gets sent to limbo for the rest of time dying endlessly.)
by Gumpy_Little_Cuck April 18, 2018
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