uncle herman pants

Cut off pant legs with elastic sewn into the tops, worn to give the illusion of someone wearing pants under a long coat, allowing them to flash others with less suspicion than spoeting bare legs.

We caught him wearing Uncle Herman pants and wagging his cock out of his coat

by Dr. Lizardo March 21, 2023

pulling an Uncle Sam

Pulling an Uncle Sam is basically fucking over the people closest to you in an unlimited amount of ways. Stealing, Lying, Cheating, ect.

You sure were pulling an Uncle Sam the other day when you were banging your sister-in-law.

by UnYieldingBroda June 07, 2013

ur uncle pervert

The ultimate punisher after someone utters “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian”. The peasant that hears this will get destroyed. Now while they are vulnerable, you have to say everything they tried insulting you with and yell out “ur uncle perv” to 1. Destroy their entire career and 2. Forever traumatize them. If they say “no u” you have to yell out the ultimate combo finisher “ur uncle hella perv” to end them. They can’t come back from that. If they do, use your banishment card “begone thot to banish them while destroying their entire career and forever traumatizing them.

Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: No u
Person 1: ur dad lesbian
Person 2: ur uncle pervert
Person 1: collapses
Person2: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur uncle a perv
Person 1: no u
Person 2: ur uncle hella perv
Person 1: no u
Person 2: BEGONE THOT
Person 1: (Gets banished and is sent into the underworld)

by nut_in_my_face777 March 10, 2018

Ur uncle garfunkel

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.

1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel

by Nitspike March 20, 2018

Tickled by uncle john

To feel awkward or uncomfortable

“That movie had me feelin tickled by uncle john” “that guy over there makes me feel tickled by uncle john”

by MrsPoppa August 28, 2019

half-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's parent's half-sister.
2. The half-brother of one's parent-in-law.

My half-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

My uncle burt

Well he’s my uncle and his name is Burt. I think he is my dads brother. In his 50s-60s.

“I’m going to go mini golfing with my uncle Burt, later dad!”
“You don’t have an uncle Burt!”
“Wha-“

by Butt-Face Magee August 23, 2018