Fairfield University 

Jesuit university in Fairfield, CT, established in 1942. Requirements for admission: mediocre SAT scores, upper-middle class to upperclass SES, possession of at least one Northface jacket, and an alcohol addiction. Boys: must own a baby pink Polo shirt and be openly metrosexual. Girls: must have an orange fake tan and a nose permanently positioned toward the sky. Neither boys nor girls may fear wild turkeys or indigestion.

Hi, I go to Fairfield University, so charge it to daddy's credit card!

I'm allowed to pop my collar because I'm a Fairfield kid!

Fairfield University by the freshman who knows all April 14, 2005

Indiana State University 

A horrible university located in Terre Haute. The students walk around like zombies waiting to flunk out and move on to Ivy Tech, or if they do stay it will take them 6-7 years to graduate. The campus "security" act like Nazi's, roaming the campus waiting to throw you into Aushwitz because you forgot your parking pass that day. The professors generally just throw some busy work at you and then have their assistants grade the work, often incorrectly. The campus parking is great, if you like parking 15 miles from where you need to go. Oh, and don't forget the millions of dollars the University spends on athletics, wouldn't want to end the 56 game losing streak for the football, basketball, and baseball teams.

Everyone is walking around with a blank stare on their face. I'm at Indiana State University alright!

Why did my tuition just go up again? Oh, because Indiana State needed a bus system, a new recreation center, a new college of education, and a new bookstore. I guess helping actually pay for an education is out of the question.

Indiana State University by Sycamore Sam Sucks April 6, 2009

Queen's University 

A school where people train to become professional snobs.

Person 1: "Man, Alex has become kind of a snob."

Person 2: "That's because he goes to Queen's University."

Queen's University by blindmuse April 16, 2009

lynn university 

Probably one of the most gorgeous schools in the nation. It's the school where students can earn their degrees at the same time as living on a resort. A lot of trust fund babies here, and if you aren't hot, rich, and don't like to party, you better look elsewhere.

girls and guys here at lynn university are so hot and rich

lynn university by pradamilano315 March 30, 2010

lynn university 

a land of complete make believe. a place where fast cars, fancy clothes, and complete fakeness rule the social scene. school work? what's that? there's no time to study when your campus is actually a $50,000 a yr resort. blonde hair is everywhere, and of course its fake. the only real thing about lynn is the clothes. louis bags and true religions are all over the place. cars? we drive ranges, beemers, benzes, and porsches. hondas? absolutely not. in a place where school work is non-existent, we still graduate with the best jobs. thanks to mommy and daddy, we'll be the future CEOs and owners of major companies, and if not, we'll be spending our trust funds from our well respected families. yea, we might not have a football team, but we still party harder than fau ever will.

lynn university is the place to be

lynn university by fashiongal<3 October 26, 2010

Boston University

the prestigious elite university of Boston.

I went to BU.

yeah? isn't BC better?

no, man! what are you? stupid?!

Boston University by John Shin July 1, 2004

Pace University 

An institution in New York City where partying isn't optional, it's mandatory and the core curriculum. The kids know that there's no reason to drink unless you're going to get shit-faced (sometimes ending at pre-gaming!), if you don't have money or a fake you're ending up at one of three shitty bars (where the person you're avoiding will be at the same one!), and the academics a total joke (you will be wasted and high during your exam and still get your A's!). Pick your housing by the way you want college to be! The tower is high school all over again, John St is the home of alcoholics and drug addicts (look at the front steps! Who would want to live there?!), Fulton - who cares! and Brooklyn is where the patients go (Who even goes there?!)! No worries, you'll see everyone in the caf where everyone knows everyone's story. More people live at the dorms than people go to school! No concern since Pace probably just lost all their paperwork! You need money? Call up daddy! He'll probably give you a nice $600 a week to spend on all the pre-gaming necessities, the taxi cabs, and the drugs you need to sleep! But it still won't be enough! The only thing that lives up to it's name is Pacing yourself, as in you can't pace yourself and the PU because you will reek of marijuana after two days! Too bad it ends all too shortly!

"It's too much money to have fun anymore...I hate my college."
"Transfer to Pace University! You're parents will pay $50k for it!"

Pace University by TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!PU'10 March 29, 2010