Turtle Tickler

The act of finger fucking a girl, while moving your fingers around and making goofy doodle noises in a high pitched voice.

Tyler gave me the best Turtle Tickler Ive ever had in my LIFE!

by Jedi Master Yoda May 2, 2007

messy turtle

when a guy shits into a girls vaginal orface for sexual pleasure.

everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.

by nick March 14, 2004

Licking The Turtle

When someone ejaculates up someone else's ass, then waits for that person to take a shit, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of shit hanging out their ass) then proceeds to lick the come off the shit.

"I really fancy licking your turtle"
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."

by Robert Lewis March 11, 2005

turtle cock

Slang for beef jerky

I need to swing into 7/11 and grab a turtle cock and a coke.

by Odinsworn December 20, 2006

Anti-Turtle

The act of consuming an alcoholic beverage while doing doggy style, without the consenting partners knowledge.

Lachlan: I was shagging this woman, and I suddenly felt unbelievably parched.
Thomas(50/50): Holy crap, what did you do?
Lachlan: Ripped into doggy style and flopped out for the anti-turtle.
Thomas: Nice, came up for some liquid
Lachlan: Indeed, best lager ever!

by Joseph OsBeel McDavey August 11, 2008

Turtle Waxing

Turtle Waxing is when a male gets close to ejaculating during sexual activities, lays his partner flat on a surface (bed,table,couch....) so that the partner is facing upwards towards him while he hovers over the partner and ejaculates onto the partner's stomach which he then rubs the fluid around on the chest area giving the partner's chest a glossy turtle wax look to it.

Man 1: Dude, guess what I did to my girlfirend last night.

Man 2: What did u do to her?

Man 1: I was Turtle Waxing her all night long!

Man 2: I wish my girlfriend would let me do that.

by Gangstermac January 13, 2014

Turtle shell

When you cum so hard your abdominal muscles contract involuntary causing you to hunch forward making your back curvy like a turtle shell

Person 1: Dude i came so hard last night! I turtle shelled for atleast 20 seconds.
Person 2: Nice bro. *high fives*

by Thatguywhocamehard September 28, 2017