friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!
by maestro1623 August 14, 2010
Get the perky turkey jerkymug. by Captain T 27 January 7, 2012
Get the Turkey Neck Sandwichmug. by Straight Jason March 30, 2019
Get the West Virginia Turkeymug. by scorcharific July 30, 2016
Get the turkey in the parking lotmug. A party that happens to fall on thanksgiving day or the night before usually put on by teenagers or college students.
Dude I'm so ready for that turkey turn up at Shelby's house! I'm gonna get so hammered and cure the hangover with thanksgiving dinner the next day!
by Dogfood69 November 28, 2013
Get the Turkey turn upmug. by Big Pimpin1 January 3, 2014
Get the Stanky Turkey Pussmug. When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.
Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.
by FatherVern October 10, 2019
Get the Vern Turkey Dinnermug.