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Burnt Toast Theory

the tiktok name for the butterfly effect, but this time it is only for good thing (for example if something saved your life)
person 1: you'll never belive this! I've burned my toast this morning and was late to work because of it. on the way there I saw a car accisent and from the details of it, if not for that burnt toast, it would have been me!
person 2: its the burnt toast theory!
by Big Shlomi January 7, 2024
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Chicago french toast

Chicago French toast; first made famous by President Barack Obama at his inaugural speech— when he credited the colloquial favourite as his main staple that saw him through college.

Chicago French toast differs from classic French toast to in the distinction that it is made with bagels, and not sliced bread.
Is that a cream cheese bagel? No. That’s Chicago French toast baby.
by Walters Brew October 28, 2022
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toasted weiner

A person giving another person a blowjob by the camp fire.
Stephanie gave Jon a toasted weiner on their camping trip.
by Sbden12 May 20, 2023
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Kaya toast

This shit is delicious alright? It's the best thing you'll every find at your local coffee shop.
And if you're a sick fuck like me, dip them in the soft boiled eggs like a mad man.
Person 1 : "Wanna get some kaya toast and milo?"
Person: 2 : 'Yeah bro"
by KennyDraws May 20, 2021
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Toast

A game where a group of guys masturbate on a piece of toast and the first one to cum has to eat all the pieces of toast. Its the perfect game for sleepovers.
Ben: "Hey you wanna play toast?"
Joe: "Sure lets play"
*Joe cums first and eats toast*
by Fuck yourself. February 19, 2014
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Toasted Cheeser

When a women puts nacho cheese on your dick and hot sauce in her mouth and then gives you a BJ.
DUDE! I went back stage and the stripper gave me a toasted cheeser!
by OGWASHINGTON March 3, 2023
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toasteness

How tostie a peace of toast is after toasting it!
The numbers on a toaster change the toasteness
by Comparability October 30, 2017
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