Sleep Toasted

Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep

“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”

by Iamnothigh January 9, 2019

margarine toast butterer

a random insult; it can be used randomly, and can also substitute for cum slut or whore for more *family friendly* dialogue

i swear to god you better not uwu @me you heckin mArgARiNe ToaST buTtEreR

by iambek July 28, 2019

Toasted

Extremely Exhausted

David: Everything alright?
Pavan: Worked from 8am-9pm, I feel toasted.

by noneuclidean_gaumata September 12, 2022

Toasted

When some was dissed and/or owned very badly, but not enough for them to be roasted

Jeff: "...Luke toasted his ass."
Eric:"Toasted? You're white as fuck!"
Jeff: "That wasn't a fucking roast it was a goddamn toast."

by JammingToInUtero January 16, 2016

Toast Fever

When you have one piece of toast but it turns into a chain reaction and you have a loaf or two.

"I can't have sex right now because I have the toast fever and it feels so fucking good. It's delicious!" Said Jim to Kerry

by Panda Penguin June 2, 2015

french toast festival

The phenomenon when the Weatherman calls for snow and everyone rushes to the store to buy out all the Eggs, Milk and Bread.

Going to get an inch of snow, better rush to the grocery store and buy as many eggs, gallons of milk and bread as we can fit in the Suburu. It’s a French Toast Festival

by Swisschard77 January 13, 2024

Cinnamon Toast Fuck

When something surprises you so much you have to yell this out

*Kid walks in on mom and dad doin' the dirty*
"MOM WHAT THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK??"

by sour bomb July 29, 2024